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I finally got myself a computer I finally broke down and bought a PC But after downloading this and upgrading that Well I think somethin’s tryin’ to program me
I’m a retro man A retro man Retro man
I finally got a CD player I ran my speakers to my big screen TV I’ve got my VHS VCR But I still don’t have my DVD ‘Cause I’m a retro man A retro man A Retro man In an age of new technology Just trying to keep up the best I can
I don’t expect to own a digital camera And I’m never gonna’ have a cell phone Because if I can’t hear it ring I’ve got an answer machine That takes a message for me if I’m not home ‘Cause I’m a retro man A retro man A Retro man In a world of new technology Just trying to keep up the best I can
Hard drives floppy disks Who’d have guessed it’d come to this To watch the tube or hear a song Takes three remotes to turn it on Retro man
It’s all cyberspace and digital stuff Its way too much it’s never enough It’s a crash course a hard sell It’s a nightmare and a livin’ hell To a retro man
Well I dusted off my old turntable And it still goes round and round you bet And I listen when I please To my ancient LPs except for sometimes When I play a cassette ‘Cause I’m a retro man A retro man A Retro man In a changing technology Just trying to keep up the best I can
I’m a retro man, retro man, retro man I’m a retro man, retro man, retro man Just a retro man, retro man, retro man Such a retro man In an age of new technology Trying to keep up The best I can
I’m a retro man Umm A retro man |
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